The Day The Devil Preached

Get thee behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block for me, because they do not have in mind the things of God but of men.(Matthew 16:23)
And if the devil was given the opportunity to preach a sermon? How is this report? Obviously he would not say that he was founding a new "church" with your name to round up people, it can be anything but stupid. It's easier to enter the harvest of the faithful and preach a "God" does not exist, display a semblance of the Eternal and Jesus that goes beyond the Scripture, because with that he sow tares among the wheat and expose half-truths worth- is pious texts, knowing full well that the most destructive lie is one that most resembles the truth.
What would be the basic text of your message? Surely he would flee the tremendous human drama exists in the book of Job would have nothing to say about the delicate love of two lovers in Song of Solomon, and remain silent in the face of existential pessimism of Ecclesiastes, but pinched some account of the Old Testament, ona heroic character like Moses or Abraham, would change the original setting of the text, and simply transpose to the present day, passing over the most elementary rules of hermeneutics.
The purpose of the sermon will focus on human needs that must be met, and that there is no room in the Christian life of sorrow, defeat, loss or tiredness. Yes, the devil is very interested in "meet" in offering a quick solution, to introduce a shortcut, in all those situations that God intends to teach by loneliness, by walking in the desert, discipline, and even pain.
Then a sermon "evil" would be something like this:
Dear brothers (arghhh)
You need to stop asking and start claiming. As you pray, do not just ask, but determined. God wants to feel that you have Ghana, you know what you want. Corner the Eternal against the wall, and requires their fair share in the Kingdom.
There are more accepting of the disease in their lives. You are not born? You were not born perfect? Well then do not accept anything, even those diseases that are contingent on the human situation, and rebel against God when they arrive. If Paul accepted with resignation that "thorn in the flesh," God do know that you will not.
Titles are very important for the world to recognize him. Who can be anything in life being called a servant? Try the title to get missionary or evangelist, then move on to pastor, but did not stay long, because there are already many out there. If in their name you can not go up, blowing his own and calling himself "Bishop." The people like it. But if you are indeed a man of vision, call some friends to anoint him "apostle." This is irresistible, and soon there will be a crowd of people wanting to touch this man of God. If married, give your wife the honor of being a "bishop", even if she does not speak what you mean. The important thing is to realize that your family is anointed.
It is also time to start demanding the best. Nothing to ask a simple little house to live or a used car. Go to a dealership, choose the model that suits you, seven laps around it and determine what will be yours. Let's stop thinking small. If David said that he was not "looking for great matters or things too wonderful" for you (Psalm 131.1), it was thought of it, but you will not.
They said I came to preach "another gospel" (Gal. 1.8). I'm actually thinking about the wellbeing of you, I want the best for each one.One day the Son of God sent Peter away from me saying I do not mind the things of God but of men (Matt. 16:23). And it's true: I just want to offer them a better quality of life. I do not blame me if Jesus did not accept the proposals made to him. What's wrong with asking to be turned stones into bread? After all, there are so many people starving in the world .... What's wrong with offering the kingdoms and glory of this world to someone? I came to help, I am pragmatic. If things can be resolved quickly with a simple ritual or an offer because it take?
Jesus preached to crowds in the beginning, but then he began to make tough speeches (John 6.60) and could not handle all those people. I would never let them go because I give what they want: they want to preach prosperity, health all the time and that heaven here on earth? I give them.
Now, finally, a tip for those who like to preach starkly as I: to ascend to the pulpit, you do not need a prepared message, for I will give you one. Scream a lot, gesture, point the finger, threatening, prophesy and say something to the people you step on my head. If anyone dares to expose him, threatening him, expose the person in front of everyone and says she has an evil spirit. Always works, and will never question it. Who has ears to hear me, hear.
Well, maybe you've heard preaching like this somewhere, but did not know where the inspiration came. Now you know. The devil hates hermeneutics - that is the correct interpretation of texts (he misrepresented God gave the order that in Eden, and made a horrible exegesis of Psalm 91 to tempt Jesus in the desert).Someone once said with propriety that "God's words misinterpreted the words of the devil." I totally agree!
Author: Pastor Daniel Rocha